dot dot FEATHER - In the past 7 days, i’ve been asked out by a guy...

In the past 7 days, i’ve been asked out by a guy who’s more than 8 years my senior, a guy who passed me a note in class and a twenty something guy who has a wife and son.

In the past 7 years, i don’t think i’ve been asked out by one guy worth bringing home to the family.

moral of the story:

Attention losers and pervs:

I am open for business.

Feb 2 2009

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About me

I'm Duck. Not really. But I’m not going to tell you my name because of that ONE pervy guy who's gunna read this. Yeah, that’s right, cradlerobber69 - I’m onto you. And I do not want to hear from you. And I’m also one of those crazy republicans who think that child molesters should get their junk cut off with a butcher’s knife. That’s right, a butcher’s knife.

So, you may call me duck. Welcome to my page :)